THE SHORT VERSION: SELF-REGISTRATION HAS BEEN DISABLED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. TO REGISTER, YOU MUST EMAIL THE WEBMASTER TO BE ADDED MANUALLY.

Okay, y'all...it's been brought to my attention that the webmaster email function of the forum is no longer functional. This means that people trying to register aren't getting the email necessary to complete their registrations. I have no idea how long this has been going on, and it looks like it's going to be an...interesting issue to resolve. I've tried all the usual tricks, all the paths are correct...but my server is not being cooperative. At some point when I can hijack a high-speed connection, I'll download the latest version and see if there's a better server tweak available, but don't hold your breath. I don't know about other webmaster email thingies like notifications on posts and PMs...I assume that NONE of them are functional at this point. I'm working on it.

Sorry, but the alternative is letting just anyone register without verification, and I don't want to go back to deleting all that spam by hand.